Yahoo! News – Oil Platforms May Be Used for Fish Farms

Yahoo! News – Oil Platforms May Be Used for Fish Farms: “By CAIN BURDEAU, Associated Press Writer

NEW ORLEANS – Thousands of oil and natural gas platforms in the Gulf of Mexico could be converted into deep-sea fish farms raising red snapper, mahi mahi, yellow fin tuna and flounder, under a plan backed by the Bush administration.”

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If Bush is backing it, you know it has to be in the best interest of the environment. On the up-side though, there is a good chance the fish will mutate horribly, crawl up on the platform and wreak havok leading to a runaway bestseller with lucrative movie rights.

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